*Takes penis out of "Slow" woman (She works at White Castle, where they met.) Wipes his "member" gently wit damp towel. Puts on robe*
Now, I realize that i'm a little touched. (kinda like that one "Uncle" in tha family, you don't want tha kids around. OR tha other "Uncle" that had a guest shot on "To Catch A Predator") I know this. I accept my "Mental Illness", as those around me put it.
Wit that said, I'll start on why, tha sh!t I touch upon, is just my personality. YES...My interests are food, theatre, unique literature, masturbating at an alarming rate, Women wit Daddy/low self-esteem/Look like me as a tranney issues. (Could explain tha masturbating sooo much. I'm in love wit me.) Not to phuckin' mention...I'm that spaced tha phuck out, to have THREE damn blog sites. (I Believe that, I have at least THREE distinct views, thus I got THREE damn sites. Case damn closed.)
Tha last paragraph has me lookin' like a train wreck, and that look is about right. Now what about you? A lot of folks out here in tha internets, would have ya believe that they're that coo - coo for coca puffs. When in essence, they just mask shi!t reeeally well.
Yeah.. some can talk a good game about their exploits, but don't do so well in public. Some can only "Do Crazy" when cameras are rollin', or someone presses Record. My demons show up, when THEY want to. Some have their demons on a leash. (How/Where tha phuck they do dat at?!?)
There's only a handful of folks that make "Crazy" look goood. the rest...Not so much. And tha folks who do, we seem to find/relate/authenticate each other.
I guess my next question would be, to those that don't do "Crazy" well...Why would you wanna be "Us"?!? This life is a series of misjudgements/miscaclulations/pain/confusion and eventually, possibly bein' institutionalized. If that's your cup of tea, drink tha hell up. If not, be your normal phuckin' self.
Normal aint bad. You're here to keep "Chemically Imbalanced" folk like myself, from hurtin' ourselves/bangin' other "Chemically Imbalanced" folk , so we don't have babies, that remind ya azz of tha movie "Splice".
Pickin' crazy folk, to other crazy folk, is like havin' GayDar...Sure, they'll be times when 1 or 2 will get by us . But, "We" know our people.
DISCLAMER: Don't try bein' "Chemically Imbalanced" at home. I'm a professional.
Now, If you'll excuse me... I gotta get my "Special" girl cleaned up, get her bus fare, and get her to White Castle before her shift starts, and her social worker calls about her.
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